Modified Grapes is basically what happens when Mother Nature got baked and decided to play mad scientist with GMO and Purple Punch. At a whopping 26.8% THCA, this strain doesn’t just hit—it comes flying out of the corner swinging like Mike Tyson in a grape costume. One bowl and you’re slumped harder than grandpa after Thanksgiving turkey, snoring with the TV still asking if you’re “still watching.”
Flavor? Imagine chugging grape Kool-Aid straight from the pitcher while somebody’s roasting garlic bread in the background. It’s sweet, it’s funky, and it weirdly makes you think, “Yo, should Olive Garden sell this as a combo meal?” Because honestly, breadsticks and bud might be the new holy sacrament.
This isn’t just “for connoisseurs,” nah—this is for anyone who wants to fuse with their couch like a human Fruit Roll-Up. You’ll be locked in so tight that when your friends ask what you’re doing later, the answer is: absolutely nothing, bro.
So spark it up, let Modified Grapes rearrange your DNA, and prepare to question everything—like why grapes and garlic actually slap together, or whether you should text your ex to tell them about this discovery (don’t).
Genetics: GMO x Purple Punch
Type: Indica
THCA Content: 27.12%
Modified Grapes is basically what happens when Mother Nature got baked and decided to play mad scientist with GMO and Purple Punch. At a whopping 26.8% THCA, this strain doesn’t just hit—it comes flying out of the corner swinging like Mike Tyson in a grape costume. One bowl and you’re slumped harder than grandpa after Thanksgiving turkey, snoring with the TV still asking if you’re “still watching.”
Flavor? Imagine chugging grape Kool-Aid straight from the pitcher while somebody’s roasting garlic bread in the background. It’s sweet, it’s funky, and it weirdly makes you think, “Yo, should Olive Garden sell this as a combo meal?” Because honestly, breadsticks and bud might be the new holy sacrament.
This isn’t just “for connoisseurs,” nah—this is for anyone who wants to fuse with their couch like a human Fruit Roll-Up. You’ll be locked in so tight that when your friends ask what you’re doing later, the answer is: absolutely nothing, bro.
So spark it up, let Modified Grapes rearrange your DNA, and prepare to question everything—like why grapes and garlic actually slap together, or whether you should text your ex to tell them about this discovery (don’t).
Genetics: GMO x Purple Punch
Type: Indica
THCA Content: 27.12%
